zis website looks weird

Why does
TheAddictedPlanet.com
website
look so weird?

Because it’s optimized
to work fast
on a smartphone
that’s chugging along
at slow
4G network speeds

If you live in a tent
under a bridge
or in a homeless shelter
there is no Wi-Fi there

and they shoo you away
from using the Wi-Fi
outside McDonald’s
and Starbucks

because
you used to
look better
than you do
right now

If you live in a tent
under a bridge
or in a homeless shelter

the last thing
you’ll ever give up
is your smartphone

because
in this day and age

if you’re down and out

you’re absolutely fucked
if you lose your phone

TheAddictedPlanet.com
website
looks so weird

because it’s designed
specifically for
the world’s
most important people

people who are
absolutely fucked
if they lose their phone

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


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