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yo mama

The next time you’re
craving

a drink
or
a bump
or
a pill
or
whatever

or
just feel

depressed
or
anxious
or
unsettled
or
whatever

sit down for
3 minutes and 7 seconds

and listen to
the world’s finest cellist

Yo-Yo Ma

and
Kathryn Stott
perform
Carnival of the Animals’
The Swan

which was written by
Camille Saint-Saëns
in 1887
in Paris France

Click here
and the video will play

I think
you’ll agree that

Yo-Yo Ma

is almost as
good as

Yo Mama

when you
don’t feel right

I find that
watching
baby animals is

the most
soothing
and
enjoyable
thing
I can think of
to do

at least
with my clothes on

Search
“baby
hippos”
elephants”
lion cubs”
orangutans”
or whatever

Then
just
sit back and
R – E – L – A – X

Click here
and the video will play

The baby
animals
are so cute

But
what’s so
amazing to
watch is

the mamas
and
the daddies

They’re not
crazy
like so
many human
parents are

So many parents
cause their kids

so much trauma

and they often
have no idea that

what they’re doing
is so traumatic
for their children

That trauma
leads to addiction
when their kids grow up

Please read the
“momma trauma“
suggestion
to learn more about
how childhood trauma
is the root cause
of addiction

Now
call your
addiction recovery sponsor

Better yet
give him a hug

He or she needs
loving too

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH