what do you think?

She says
“It smells like
ass up in here”

You say
“That’s funny
I don’t smell a thing”

She says
“You’re crazy!”

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During the
coronavirus pandemic

the
Yankee Candle Company
experienced a
rapid increase in complaints

The complaints came from
customers who believed that
the candles they bought
had no scent

The complainers
couldn’t smell a thing
and therefore believed

the candles they bought
had no scent

What the complainers believed
was not
The Truth

Because
the complainers
did not
Stop and Think

The complainers just
reacted
like lizards
react

when lizards fear
something is about
to eat their hide

Because
lizards
can’t
Stop and Think

lizards never know
The Truth

because
lizards

can only react

because

lizards

only have

itty bitty

lizard brains

It never
occurred to
the thousands of
Yankee Candle Company
complainers

that

they had lost
their ability to smell
due to
covid-19 disease

because the
complainers did not
Stop and Think

Did you ever
Stop and Think
about
how little you
Stop and Think?

Think about that

STOP

reacting
like a lizard

and

START

thinking
like a human

Use your
great big human brain
and
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Stop and Think

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been workin’ out
for ya so far?

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BECAUSE THEY CAN’T

ADDICTS DON’T THINK
BUT THEY CAN

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

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