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According to A.A./NA
traditionally
fucking is forbidden
during the
first year of sobriety

Anonymous
says
FUCK TRADITION

What happens
behind closed doors
is no one’s business
but yours

You have a
fundamental right to privacy

In the old days
newbie recovering addicts
were expected to
get by for

AN ENTIRE YEAR

on
pussy pictures
for the gentlemen

and stories about
vampires
werewolves
billionaires
brain surgeons

and
Thors
for the ladies

Old Anonymous
vaguely remembers
those good old
hot relationship days

Frankly
Anonymous
these days is
satisfied with his
collection of
hot car pics

Anyhow
it sure seems
warm in here

So
why not turn
on a fan

OK

Let’s turn
our attention now
to
actual
fucking

paying
special attention
to

why we fuck

and

why we cheat

with a nod to

Helen Fisher

a leading expert on
love and attraction

Like most of you

Anonymous
has lots of

fucking
experience
fucking

It ain’t called
drugs sex ‘n’ rock’n’roll
for nothin’

I don’t recall
ever turning on the radio

when I was out there
running around
like a chicken
with no head

For me
it was more like
drugs
sex
rinse ‘n’ repeat

Traditionally
fucking is forbidden
during the
first year of sobriety

because
relationships are forbidden
during the
first year of sobriety

Traditionally
relationships are forbidden
during the
first year of sobriety

because
during the
first year of sobriety

we are busy
trying to figure out
who we are

Until we know
who we are

we really don’t know
who to

romance with

and

who to cuddle with

but
we always know
who we want to fuck

If you look
carefully at relationships
you see there are
three parts

fucking

romance

and
companionship

Love and attraction expert
Helen Fisher
argues that
we need all three parts

fucking
romance
and
companionship

to get
relationship satisfaction

Because we
rarely get
all three parts
from one person
in our relationships

and

the other person
in our relationships

rarely gets
all three parts
from us

WE CHEAT

But here’s the thing:

IT’S ONLY CHEATING
IF YOU LIE ABOUT
WHAT YOU’RE DOING
WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND

Stop and think
about that!

If both of you are
honest about
what you’re doing

when you’re
not around

your primary relationship
gets more satisfying

and

you primary relationship
grows stronger

AND THAT’S HOW YOU
LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Stop and think
about that!

If you think that
your primary relationship
is not as strong as
The Rock of Gibraltar

then

there are Six Steps
that you need to
work more on

right here on
GetAFuckingSponsor.org

Stop and think
about that!

Anyhow
during your
first year of sobriety

during the time
when you are
figuring out
who you are

FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR

you should be
able to
fuck all you want

as long as
you hold off on
romance
and
companionship

THAT’S THE WAY
I SEE IT

I really loved
romance
and
companionship
with
all three of
my hot husbands

and

I really loved
fucking
all three of
my hot fuck buddies

Then
at the ripe old age of 64
I met my new best buddy

and finally got
all three relationship parts
all wrapped up
into one single person

And so
I’m toast now

quite unexpectedly

and apparently
so is he

and suddenly
I’m no longer interested
one bit

in my
sticky old collection
of
hot car pics

International law prohibits
romance
and
companionship
in
fuck buddy relationships

If you
get involved
in
any sort of
romance
and
companionship

during your
first year of sobriety

DON’T BE
SURPRISED IF
YOU SPONSOR
HAS YOU ARRESTED

Your sponsor
should not care
one iota

however

if all you want
to do is
wet his willie
or
pet her pussy

THAT’S A PRIVATE MATTER

During the first
important year of
your sobriety

find someone hot
who just wants to
fuck

Then
FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT

just as long
as there’s no risk of
romance
and
companionship

After you get
fucking
out of the way

during your
first year of sobriety

you will have
plenty of time
left over to

GetAFuckingSponsor

work on your 12 steps

and

figure out
who you are

And that’s
The Truth

YA FEEL ME?
AHEM
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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