sponsor speed dating

It should be
unlawful to
leave Old Rehab
without at least a
temporary sponsor

The law should require that
as you walk out the
Old Rehab door

you are immediately
handcuffed to a sponsor

That way
you don’t go
straight to a
liquor store
or a
dope house
after you leave
Old Rehab

If you need a
whore house
after you leave
Old Rehab

your sponsor will
unlock your handcuffs
and
wait patiently outside
until you’re done

Then
it’s off to
a meeting
traditional Step 1
or
new Step 1
a sandwich
and a nap

Then you
wake up
call your sponsor
and
rinse ‘n’ repeat

It is rare
for anyone to marry
their first
high school crush

No one expects
you to
marry
your first sponsor

Anonymous
is fully aware that
only the most unusual
sponsees
could ever
tolerate
Anonymous
for very long

After all
Anonymous
is obviously crazy

All sponsors
encourage
sponsor speed dating

You are not cheating
if you go on a date
with another sponsor

Moving from
one sponsor
to another

is as common
as moving
from
bacon to eggs

How else are you gonna find
all the right sponsors
you’re gonna need
to help you
fully recover?

And that’s
The Truth


THE LOVE TRIANGLE
SOON TURNED INTO
A WRECKTANGLE

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