Profits Anonymous (PA) for Old Rehab

As long as
governments
insurance companies
and
rich addicts

continue to pay for
the insanity of
repeating the same
Old Rehab
over and over
and
expecting a different result

Old Rehab has little incentive
to do a better job

And that just ain’t right!

The Old Rehab industry
profits more
by cramming in
too much of
the wrong thing during
vulnerable addicts’ first stay

while checking off
too many boxes
just to satisfy
the payors

And that just ain’t right!

When Old Rehab
welcomes back
relapsing addicts
just to
rinse-and-repeat
the same old thing

Old Rehab
profits unduly
while perpetuating a
deceptive trade practice

enough for
an entire class
to take action

And that just ain’t right!

If you ain’t
saving addicts’ lives

Old Rehab

then you ain’t
rehabilitating addicts!

Old Rehab is
addicted to
profitable relapsers

and

y’all need to
get your rich behinds to a
Profits Anonymous (PA)
meeting

Old Rehab needs to get
an addiction recovery sponsor
and
rehabilitate itself

starting with calling itself by
what it honestly is

boot camp

That would be
the right thing to do!

I intend no
actual malice toward
Old Rehab

Old Rehab is simply a
bastion of
Old Thinking

It’s time to
figure out
how to reduce
the number of
“welcome back”
customers

since addiction is a
paramount issue of
grave public concern

And that’s
The truth!

I wager
I’m not
the only person with a
patentable trade secret
New Rehab recipe

that puts all those beds to
better use
at a fraction of
the price you charge

It’s easy to prepare

can be ready to
serve in a few days

and

the cost of the
ingredients is negligible

My New Rehab recipe
will even cause
Old Rehab to lose
most of its big fat
relapse business

So

my New Rehab recipe is
a great way
to lose weight too!

My recipe is
a delicious recipe
and
it works
a whole lot better than
the Old Rehab recipe

The secret’s in the sauce!

It’s
ten times harder for
a business to
attract a new customer

than it is to
service an
existing customer

How do you think
the drug cartels
pay for their
fancy cars?

It’s easy to see why
Old Rehab resists
changing its
Old Rehab recipe

I know
it’s hard to hear
my dear old friend

You must admit that
Old Rehab is
powerless over
undue relapse profits

You must admit that
your Old Rehab recipe is
unmanageable

You risk
jails
institutions
and
early death

if you don’t get
an addiction recovery sponsor
and
cook up a better recipe

The test of
a true friend is
he will always tell you

The Truth

even when

The Truth

hurts

The Truth
goes beyond that
pesky new addiction therapeutic
that’s lurking on the horizon

Stealing a
substantial portion of
your business is
a simple
artificial intelligence-based
capitalist TKO

particularly since you
routinely violate

Section 5 of the
United States
Federal Trade Commission Act
(15 USC 45)

plus

State statutes

And I almost forgot . . .

you also violate
U.S. citizens’
First Amendment rights

when you force
the traditional 12 Steps’
Christianity-centric agenda
upon addicts

who were traumatized
by Christianity as children

and therefore abhor
The God Thing

and then you charge taxpayers
for indigent addiction treatment

thereby combining
church and state

As I recall
the idea is to separate
church from state

The last time I checked
it was still unconstitutional
for the U.S. government

to require taxpayers
to pay for
Christianity-focused
indigent addiction treatment

But you do exactly that
anyway

You are laughing
all the way to the bank
Old Rehab

while behaving
as if
separation of
church and state

has somehow become
a constitutional violation

And that’s
The Truth

Shame on you
Old Rehab!

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every day

Perhaps many more
at the rate
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How many
addicts’ lives
do you save

every hour

every day

every year

Old Rehab?


JUST BECAUSE
YOU ARE OFFENDED
DOES NOT MEAN
YOU ARE RIGHT

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


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