my nose knows

My nose
knows
how bad
drugs
are for
your health

Over a
13-year period

my pharmacist delivered
to me
every day or two

more than
$300,000 worth

of white powdered
“allergy medicine”

to my front door
in his Lexus

All I have
to show
for all that money
is a hole in my nose

It’s called a
“perforated septum”

and it’s a permanent
pain in the ass

I knows
now that
my nose
would be a
much better smeller
if had had
a sponsor feller
back then

who knows
the traditional 12 Steps
and all

instead of
that fucking pharmacist

who delivered
white powdered

nose candy
to me

every day or two
for 13 years in a row

to my front door
in his Lexus

And that’s
The Truth


THE LITTLE MERMAID
WEARS SEASHELLS

A & B SHELLS
ARE TOO SMALL

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