Islam is the bomb

bombshell
=
an utterly-gorgeous
exotically-beautiful woman

I hope that

“Islam is the bomb”

headline

doesn’t cause alarm
at the

United States
Department of Defense
National Security Agency
(NSA)

or anywhere else

There’s nothing
to worry about here guys

It just us
horny Christian addicts
heard that

Islam is the bomb

We
heard about how the
Islamists get 72 virgins
after they die

and
we’re looking into
that program
to see just how
we might sign up

although to be frank
it appears there is bit of
controversy surrounding
who gets
how many virgins
and when
and for
how long etc

Some Islamic scholars
say that
Muhammad

who is believed to be
final prophet of God
in all the main
branches of Islam

said

“The smallest reward
for the people
of Heaven is . . .

72 houri“

According to
Wiktionary.org
houri
means

“a nymph in the form of
a beautiful virgin
supposed to
dwell in
Paradise
for enjoyment
of the faithful”

We’re thinking about
converting to
Islam

or at least
visiting
your neighborhood

Us addicts
here
in Christian-land

hear that
over there
in Islam-land

you
don’t
tolerate
drugs and alcohol

Us addicts
over here

know better
than to believe that

ya’ll don’t have
an addiction problem

over there

So let’s make a deal

I’ll let you
borrow my sponsor

if you tell me
how to sign up for
72 houri

Deal?

Go in peace
fellow addicts


IT’S ALL FUN
AND GAMES
‘TILL SANTA
CHECKS HIS
NAUGHTY LIST

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

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