lizards don’t think

If you ask a
lizard
which insurance to buy

all the lizard
will do is
stick his
tongue out at you

because

lizards don’t think

because lizards can’t think

except
of course for
GEICO’s gecko

GEICO’s gecko
thinks and talks!

Some lizards
like chameleons
react by
changing their colors
to match
their surroundings
to hide
from predators

When a chameleon
senses a stick break
not far away
from him

he doesn’t
Stop and Think

He just reacts
and
runs and hides
or
just
changes colors

His reaction is

“that stick breaking
might mean
something hungry
wants to eat my hide”

Lizards don’t
Stop and Think
about
the best strategy
for staying alive

because lizards can’t
Stop and Think

Lizards can only react

because
lizards only have
itty bitty
lizard brains

Lizards
don’t
Stop and Think
because they can’t
Stop and Think

Addicts don’t
Stop and Think
but they can

Addicts
have
great big
human brains

Why
addicts
so often
react like lizards
is beyond me

If addicts
would learn to
Stop and Think

instead of
just reacting

the world would
be a better place

don’tcha think?

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so you have two
great big human brains
to
Stop and Think

about

why you became an addict

and

what you’re gonna do about it

and

how you’re gonna get
a manageable life

before it’s too late
and you end up

in jail

or

in a mental institution

or

dead

LIZARDS DON’T THINK
BECAUSE THEY CAN’T

ADDICTS DON’T THINK
BUT THEY CAN

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


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