little blue boner pills

Most men
shy away
from doctors

unless
they think
their dick
is about to
fall off

---

I remember when
those
little blue boner pills
first became available

Suddenly
Old Fat Fucks
like me

got to relive
our glory days

when we were
19 years old

and
could get
hard as steel

and
go all night

Old men everywhere
rejoiced!

We were all
chasing after
hot young angels
again

and
had something to say
when we caught one

The heavens
opened up

There was
great satisfaction
all around

It was a
religiously uplifting
experience

Before
we had those
little blue boner pills

no one imagined
we’d ever have
a boner pill

Today
you can get a
little blue boner pill
for 25 cents

That’s
for the
good ones

The 100mg ones

You
can break
a good one
in half
and
get you a
respectable boner
for a measly
12.5 cents

You mileage may vary
ahem
wink wink

Imagine if there was
an addiction pill

some sort of
therapy
in the form of
a pill that
treats addiction

That’s impossible!

Little blue boner pills
were impossible

until
not too long ago

Then
presto!
boner pills

Based on
publicly-available
information

according to
my calculations

there’s an
85 percent chance that

the first
addiction pill therapeutic
will be available

by the year
2029
plus or minus
three years

If I were profiteering
from the
addiction treatment business
today

I’d be planning
now
for
what
I’m gonna do
tomorrow

when the
biological addiction therapy
first becomes available

If I were God
I would be so pleased
with
what a better place
the world will be
without addiction

I am not God

So all I know is
the world
is soon gonna be
a completely different place

Stop and think
for a minute
and
imagine a world
with
a biological addiction therapy

We’re gonna have
a whole different
kind of crazy
on our hands

A world with no addiction

And not just
no drug addiction

and
no alcohol addiction

NO ADDICTION
PERIOD

A world with
no addiction
will be as historic as

Edison’s light bulb

Wright brothers’ plane

Bell’s telephone

Morse’s code

and

U.S.’s atomic bomb

I imagine
the world will
start with
decriminalizing drugs
and take it from there

But who knows?

Anonymous knows that
at this every minute

you are reading
what you need to know
about addiction
for today and tomorrow

That means
you are not reading
what everyone else said
about addiction
yesterday and last year

---

Science
may be working on
a therapeutic for addiction

but
science is
as far as I know

is not working on
a therapeutic for
happiness
or
enlightenment

My happiness
came to me
completely
out of the blue
one day

after working on
the traditional 12 Steps
with my first sponsor
for an average of
15 minutes a day
each and every day

for the entire
two and a half years
after my last bump

As far as
enlightenment goes
that’s a life-long
work-in-progress

Science really is
working on a
therapeutic for addiction

Really
A CURE FOR
ADDICTION
the whole enchilada

Until it’s here
no one knows
if the new pill
will get addicts
just a

little better

medium better

or a

whole lot better

Your mileage
will undoubtedly vary

What science is not working on
is a spiritual cure

Your spiritual therapy
will always
come from the

personal
enlightenment
and
happiness

the traditional 12 Steps
and
a good sponsor
will lead you to

And that’s
The Truth


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