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let’s kill all the lawyers

The first thing we do
let’s kill all the lawyers
— Shakespeare

Clearly
Shakespeare was unaware
how quickly
lawyers multiply

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It’s unusual
I know
for a
recovering addict
to
publish his own
step-work
for all to see

But that’s all
the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org™
website
is
in its entirety

That means
the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
website
is

journalism

actually
technically
legally

and

in its entirety

If you have
nothing else to do

you are welcome to
ask a judge
to discern

if this website
is actually journalism

if or it’s
simply journaling

or something else
(like poetry) entirely

In any case
I am certain
it’s free speech

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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and
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was herein on
April 16 2022
except for
a few stragglers)
are the property of
GSponsor.org, Inc.

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protection
on
the personal
experience
strength

hope for a better world
for recovering addicts

knowledge
wisdom
research
analysis
and
journalism
that it published on
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website
and at
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For the record
no one
is free to
copy
distribute
paste
revise
update
plagiarize
lay claim to
fold
spindle
mutilate
soak in tepid water
or
do anything unlawful with
any of the
copyrighted
original expression
that is shared with the world
on this website
and at
Quora.com/profile/Mark-Hayward-57
without express written permission
from GSponsor.org, Inc.

I sincerely hope that the
information that
I published on
the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
website
and at
Quora.com/profile/Mark-Hayward-57
is
not biased
(cognitively or otherwise)
but let’s face
The Truth

No human is able to
know 100 percent
for sure
that
what he believes
is true
is actually true

I have made a
good-faith
non-attorney
layman’s effort to
not knowingly
violate any
laws
doctrines
terms of use
promulgations
or
any other lawyer shit
on the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
website
or at
Quora.com/profile/Mark-Hayward-57

Please send up a smoke signal
if you believe otherwise

Look! A butterfly!

A JOKE
DOESN’T BECOME
A DAD JOKE
UNTIL IT’S FULL GROAN

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

In accordance with 17 U.S. Code § 107 – Limitations on exclusive rights, GSponsor.org, Inc. (GSponsor) believes that the artwork published on GetAFuckingSponsor.org is rightfully published herein and that GSponsor has in no way actually harmed anyone, based on Fair Use doctrine. If you believe otherwise, please consider the following before lodging a complaint.

GSponsor has actually helped you because GSponsor has provided your artwork with free advertising exposure, thereby increasing your value as an artist and the value of your artwork. GSponsor has not harmed you because no customer would not buy your artwork because it appears on GetAFuckingSponsor.org, a website dedicated to reducing addict suffering by telling The Truth–a website that GSponsor expects will save 1,000+ lives each and every year for the next five years.

Only a judge’s final determination can cause GSponsor to remove your artwork from GetAFuckingSponsor.org.

Since copyright law favors encouraging benevolent scholarship, research, education and commentary, a judge is likely to make a determination of Fair Use since GetAFuckingSponsor.org is benevolent, noncommercial, educational, scientific and historical, and the purpose and character of GSponsor’s use of your artwork is transformative; that is, GSponsor has made a new statement by using your work.

Since addiction is a grave matter of public concern, a judge is more likely to find a determination of Fair Use if GSponsor copied an entire factual informational artwork such as your artwork which is a factual depiction of reality, encourages the free spread of ideas and encourages the creation of new scientific or educational works, all of which benefit the public.

The question you may have is whether the GetAFuckingSponsor.org website actually harms you, which is a question only a judge can answer. Not you. Not GSponsor. A judge.

If you want to ask a judge to answer that question, GSponsor sincerely hopes that you seek glory, since GSponsor currently has $37.13 in its bank account. Suing GSponsor is unlikely to bring you any profit. Suing GSponsor is much more likely to bring you bad karma. In fact, even lodging a complaint against GSponsor is probably unwise.

It appears that GoDaddy might shut down this website for 10 to 14 days if you file a complaint. To generate positive karmic energy for those who suffer from addiction, the content on GetAFuckingSponsor.org is shared to the world as a public service. At a conservative rate of saving three lives each day, if you cause GoDaddy to shut down GetAFuckingSponsor.org with a complaint, your action might kill 42 suffering addicts and further disappoint who knows how many of their friends and families who have all suffered quite enough already, don’t you imagine?

You wouldn’t intentionally kill 42 people would you? That might bring you some really bad fuckin’ karma, dont’cha think?

Think twice or thrice before you file a complaint. Better yet, before you do anything you might regret, call your sponsor.

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