jokes for the john

“In calls”

where the john
comes to the
prostitute’s residence

are prohibited

Not that
kind of john!

“Jokes for the john”
is my favorite book

It’s always on
a hook
right next to the john

It the perfect reading
for when you’re busy
doing
more than just peeing

’cause
when you’re busy
doing your business
you never know
for sure

when you’re
gonna need
another joke
or two

or if you’re
just about done

“Jokes for the john”
is the perfect book

’cause it’s never too long
and
never too short

Jokes for the john
is always just right
for the business at hand

’cause sometimes
you’re in a hurry

and sometimes

let’s face it
only a crossword puzzle
will do

It’s your business
and so is
your recovery

That’s why
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
has a few
JokesForYourRecovery

Some are too short
some are too long

It’s a big relief
I hope
that most
are just right

Yes

Addiction is serious business
and so is
addiction recovery

So let’s get serious

Sometimes
all you really need
to do
is get a book
and
sit down
and
take a
great
big
old
comic relief

And that’s
The Truth

Flush!


DEAR DIET COKE,
I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE OVER-REACTING
SINCERELY,
MENTOS


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