i remember him

Just dig a hole
and throw that
sorry dead-ass
motherfucker
in there
before he
starts to stink

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How do you
want to be
remembered?

World’s Most Spiteful Person

World’s Greatest Egocentric

He Never Missed Last Call

He Never Felt Any Pain

He Never Missed A Shot

He Always Had His Hand Out

Bless His Heart

He Did A Lot of Drugs

He Drank Like A Fish

He Never Recovered

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

or

World’s Most Altruistic Person

World’s Greatest Allocentric

Wisest Man On Earth

He Always Helped

He Always Listened

He Was Always There

He Was Never Too Tired

World’s Best Sponsor

He Saved Lives

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

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and
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today

because

it’s your survivors
who will decide

what goes on
your gravestone

once you’re six feet under

And that’s
The Truth


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FOR THEIR WINGS!

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