i don’t need a lawyer i’m innocent

The first thing we do
let’s kill all the lawyers
— Shakespeare

Clearly
Shakespeare was unaware
how quickly
lawyers multiply

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“I’m innocent!”
so goes the cry of
so many prisoners

Unfortunately
many of the
truly innocent prisoners
serve
the longest sentences

In the U.S. alone
there are
2,000,000 addicts
who are
serving prison sentences
or are
locked up jail

Those
2,000,000 humans
are locked up
because they
never hurt anyone
but themselves

The U.S.
Justice Department
could never handle
all the cases if
they all went to trial

So
every addict
charged with
drug and alcohol
offenses is
coerced to
take a plea

Plea offers
are offers to
plead guilty to

a shorter list
of charges
than the
original
longer list
of charges

that the authorities made
at the time of
the arrest

When a
defendant accepts
a plea offer
it pleases
the Court

When a
defendant refuses
a plea offer
it displeases
the Court

Therefore
when a
truly innocent
defendant

refuses
a plea offer

the prosecutor
charges more charges
to please
the Court

More charges
are charged because
judges have
golf appointments to keep

and are therefore
too busy to
deal with trials and
other nonsense

Anyone

guilty or not

who insists on
going to trial

faces wrath from
the court because
judges have
golf appointments to keep

and are therefore
too busy to
deal with trials and
other nonsense

Anyone who insists on
going to trial gets
charged by prosecutors
with violating
anything and everything

including the kitchen sink

because prosecutors
also have
golf appointments to keep

and are therefore
too busy to
deal with trials and
other nonsense

Truly innocent humans
who insist on
going to trial

endure the
most severe punishments
for taking

time away from
the judges’

and
prosecutors’

and
public defenders’

and
everyone else’s

golf
haircut
manicure
shoe shine
and
lunch
appointments

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The
truly innocent humans
who
mistakenly believe

there is justice
to be had at the
Justice Department

those so naïve
who
doggedly believe

there’s such a thing
as a
fair trial

the truly innocent humans
find themselves
found guilty of

violating the kitchen sink
and
everything else the
Justice Department
can think of

to establish a
deterrence to
the next guy
in line

the next guy
with the gall
to clog
all the courts

by emptying
all the golf courses

The
truly innocent humans
serve
the longest sentences

as a deterrence to
the next guy
in line

who is
foolish enough
and
audacious enough

to think
he has
the right
to a fair trial

INNOCENT U.S. CITIZENS
ARE UNCONSTITUTIONALLY COERCED
TO TAKE A PLEA

and when
they refuse
to take a plea

they face
the
stiffest
possible
penalty

because

a
defendant
has no
right to
take away

the judges’ time
the prosecutors’ time
the public defenders’ time
and
everybody else’s
precious time

from
from their
golf
haircut
manicure
shoe shine
and
lunch
appointments

Where it all stops
everyone knows

It’s off to the pokey
for a
very long time

all the
truly innocent citizens
must go

Such is the state of
our beloved
Justice Department

Lady Justice
in her
infinite wisdom
believes that

if you are
a suffering addict
and
hurt yourself
and no one else

then it’s
Justice For All

to send you
off to
the pokey

to
bunk with
someone mean

and
work like a slave
on a chain gang
for ever and ever

Amen!

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You can get
locked up until
you’re so old

you don’t even know
you’re locked up
any more

just by
being in the
vicinity of a
drug deal

The United States
Department of Justice

is rigged
against you

There’s no escape
from the court’s wrath

Your only
hope is to
get your ass

clean and sober
before it’s
too late

It was
the imminent
threat of
life imprisonment

that
scared the shit
outta me

and
finally got me
to clean up
my act

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