googling is for pussies

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Googling is for pussies

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I have a
40-year-old sponsee
with a
ninth-grade education
who asked me
if he should get a

General Educational
Development (GED)
test certification

Since he is
like most living addicts

smarter than average

I told him

it’s time for
him to

stop thinking about
school

and

start thinking about
teaching

and
sharing
his wisdom
with others

After all
he is half-way
through his life

It seems
a little late for
him to
waste time
studying for a
GED test

I’m 64-years-old

No one ever once
asked me
if

I had a
GED
high school diploma
or
college degree

I think
formal schooling

has
a point of
diminishing return

which is
different for
each individual

---

Only in
the past few years
has
self-education

beyond everyone’s
past wildest dreams

been so
practical
easy
and
effective

to achieve

now that
planet Earth
has the

internet
and the
Wikimedia Foundation
portals
available 24/7/365

free to everyone
in so many languages
I never even heard of

The most popular
Wikimedia Foundation
portal is

Wikipedia
(the free encyclopedia)

According to
Similarweb’s list
of the

world’s 50
most popular websites

wikipedia.org is
the world’s
seventh most popular
website as of
February 1, 2022

Wikipedia.org
is the
world’s
only website

among the
top 50 websites
that runs no advertising

When you need to
learn
The Truth
about

something
anything
almost
everything

wikipedia.org has
the best information
you need

all
well-organized
and
easy to find

with
no bombardment
by
advertisers

trying to
cause you
to believe
things that

may
or
may not
be
The Truth

I learned something
recently from
wikipedia.org
that I bet
you didn’t know

I learned
The Truth
about
the legendary genius
Albert Einstein

It’s a crazy Truth
about Mr Einstein

It seems old Albert
invented a refrigerator
that had no
moving parts

except for a door
so you could
put your food in

The crazy thing is
Mr Einstein’s refrigerator
did not require
electricity to run

On November 11 1930
the
United States Patent Office
granted
Mr. Einstein
Patent #1,781,541
for the
Einstein Refrigerator

that
enabled lucky owners
to
place the contraption
on a
hot stove

in order to
keep their
groceries cold

When you hear
a word
any word
and
you don’t know
what it means

Wiktionary
(the free dictionary)
has
not only
the word’s definition

wiktionary.org
tells you
how to properly
use that word

so everyone can
understand what
you mean
and
you can understand
what they mean

You would be shocked
to learn
how many
common words
you use
everyday

that
don’t mean
what you think
they mean

Wiktionary means
no more guessing
The Truth
about words

The second word in
traditional Step 1
of the
traditional 12 Steps
is
“admit”

I was surprised
to learn
what
“admit”
means
(look it up
at
wiktionary.org)

Power
powerless
god
God
and
practice

are
all words
that appear in
the traditional 12 Steps

Who knew that
“God”
and
“god”
have
different definitions?

I sure didn’t

Did you know
that
“Power”
with a capital P
is a
computer button?

Traditional Step 2
says

Came to believe
that a
Power
greater than ourselves
could restore
us to sanity

So
what exactly does
Traditional Step 2
mean?

I thought
Power
meant God

Just how is
a computer button
supposed to
restore my sanity
A.A./NA?

Do you
“practice”
the traditional 12 Steps
as often as
you
“practice”
scrolling through
Facebook?

Do you know
The Truth
about
what it means
to be
“powerless”?

You may
from time to time
encounter slang like
“apple juice
straight from the hose”
“Yo mama”
and
“I’m just sayin”

When that happens
the
Urban Dictionary
is
a great alternative

to
the more
formal Wiktionary

If you encounter
a word or phrase
that’s not in
Wiktionary

then you might
find it at
urbandictionary.com
(which unfortunately
runs ads)

The
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
website
has the
Addictionary™ dictionary

It’s the world’s first
dictionary that’s
just for
us addicts

and our friends
and families too

Unlike the Urban Dictionary
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
never runs ads

Check out the
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on
GetAFuckingSponsor.org

Never
google
anything

when you seek
The Truth

unless
you enjoy
having someone else
do your thinking for you

Mr. Google
is actually
dumber than
you think

but Mr. Google
is clever
in the way

he goes about
getting you to look
at his advertising

When
you
google
something

what you
are doing is
telling
Mr Google
which ads
to show you

It’s advertising
that made
Mr. Google
so rich

Don’t be
Google’s Bitch
and make
Mr Google even richer

Advertisers
(the johns)
pay

Mr Google
(the pimp)
to send

you
(Google’s Bitch)

and your eyeballs
and the rest of
your body and soul
to the advertisers

for a little “service”

Ahem

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You don’t
need more school
when you can
Wikipedia.org
and
Wiktionary.org
instead

You’re certainly
too smart
to ask
that dumb-ass
Mr. Google
anything
important

and
expect to
get
The Truth

Don’t be a pussy!

Search
Wikipedia.org
and
Wiktionary.org

Search those places for
“sponsor”
and
then
call your sponsor

Let your
sponsor know
what sponsorship
really means

Your sponsor
will be
so proud!

And that’s
The Truth


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