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bother

a fun activity
that involves
running around
a person
softly batting
at them
with your arms
while saying

bother bother bother

4-year-old shoots
self in car
while mom
smokes weed
in front seat
Louisiana cops say

6-month-old killed in
drive-by shooting
while sitting in
mom’s car
Georgia police say

Mom kills boyfriend –
wanted him to stop talking

Man slashes wife
with meat cleaver
in middle of busy street

Girl 9 beats
4-year-old brother
to death
with broom

Wisconsin woman
shot server
in the face
over missing burger

Nurse sets
coworker
on fire
in hospital
break room

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These are
real headlines
I saw one day
recently

And that’s
The Truth


IF THESE HEADLINES
DON’T BOTHER YOU
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