GetAFuckingSponsee

GetAFuckingSponsee
and
beat up on
someone
your own size

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Every great cook knows

to share a great recipe
you always leave out
one ingredient

That way
only you know
why your
banana bread is
better than
everybody else’s

A.A. and NA’s
great 12-step recipe
makes the most delicious
recovering addicts

A.A. and NA
leave out no
secret ingredients

It’s funny though
not Ha Ha funny
just funny

how

A.A. and NA
bury their
secret ingredient
in their great
12-step recipe

in a way
no newbie
will ever see it

The A.A./NA
secret
12-step
ingredient

is a treasure buried
all the way down
at the end
of the
traditional 12 Steps

The secret ingredient
is buried in
traditional Step 12

so only the
most seasoned
recovering addicts
will ever know

the
secret ingredient
is
practice

Step 12
Having had a
spiritual awakening
as a result of
these steps

we tried to
carry this message
to addicts

and to
practice

these principles
in all our affairs

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Football practice
Soccer practice
Tennis practice

Practice your piano!
Practice your cello!
Practice your sousaphone!

On the
first day of school
all students
start practicing

They’re not
very good
at first

but
how else are they
gonna get good if
they don’t practice?

After my sponsees
leave Old Rehab
and
I make sure they’ve had
a meeting
a sandwich
and
a nap

we proceed with
traditional Step 1 work
and
traditional Step 12 practice
simultaneously

My sponsees
never graduate to
traditional Step 2

until they have
completed
traditional Step 1

My sponsees
never graduate to
traditional Step 2
until my sponsees are
also
practicing the
traditional 12 Steps by
sponsoring a sponsee

I’ve never had a sponsee
graduate to
traditional Step 2

without
spending at least

one full
clean and sober
year

working on
nothing but
traditional Steps 1 and 12

That means
my sponsees
are required to
GetAFuckingSponsee

immediately after
completing
Old Rehab

How else
are they gonna
practice?

And that’s
The Truth

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