don’t press that button!

That button might kill you

Every single one of us
8,000,000,000 humans
who live here
on planet Earth

has the same
identical
biological button that

when pressed
just right

causes addiction

Almost anything
can press your
addiction button

drugs
alcohol
sex
porn
gambling
nicotine
video games
Facebook
TikTok
and
googling shit

My favorite
addictive substance is
sugar

Because addiction
is a simple
biological problem

some day
there will be
an addiction pill
that eliminates
the problem

Take the
addiction pill
and
presto!

no more
biological addiction

It’s a pill
that may be coming
in about
seven years

to
a pharmacy
near you

Science is working on
eradicating genetic addiction
in humans

not just
drug and alcohol addiction
but addiction: the whole enchilada

with a
therapeutic and/or vaccine
that will block
the ΔFosB (DeltaFosB)
splice variant
of the FOSB member
of the human FOS gene

If the
new addiction pill
works

then

no matter
how many times
you press
your addiction button

addiction will not happen

No kidding!

Shouldn’t you
just wait
for the
biological addiction pill
and
not bother with

Old Rehab

and
Gettin’AFuckingSponsor

and
working the
traditional 12 Steps

and
going to meetings

and
all that other
recovery shit?

You’re a grown up
and
you’re gonna do
whatever you gonna do

I got clean and sober
the old-fashioned way
and
I’m happy I did that

I didn’t wait for
a
Promised Land
that
may
or
may not
come some day

I really didn’t like
living under a bridge

and
eatin’ jail food

and
gettin’ sent to
a mental institution

and
staying in the ICU
on a ventilator
for a week
after I OD’d

and
losing all my shit

and
family

and
friends

and
career

But hey
it’s all up to you

If I were you
I’d
GetAFuckingSponsor

and
recover now
before
it’s too late

And you
end up
in jail

or
a mental institution

or
dying early

And that’s
The Truth


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