did you GetAFuckingSponsor?

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Every
addict needs to
take their
one single turn
through
Old Rehab

if for
no other reason than
to
experience again
what it’s like to
live with
no drugs
or
alcohol
in
your body
and
your brain

Being in
Old Rehab
is an amazing
feeling

A month or so
of
just sitting around
and
thinking clearly about
nothing else but

What am I
gonna do
after I leave
Old Rehab?

I cleaned toilets
and washed dishes

five days a week
for two full years
after
my taking
my own
one single turn
in
Old Rehab

Then
I got a job
at a residential
drug and alcohol
Old Rehab
treatment facility

Half of the residents in
Old Rehab
were repeat customers

Every other day
I saw a
familiar face or two
crawl back in
lookin’ all rough

Each one had
completed Old Rehab
at least once
before

These
repeat customers
had relapsed
and
returned
to
rinse ‘n’ repeat
and
give it another try

Welcome back!

I always said to
the familiar faces

Then I
always asked
the same question:

Did you GetAFuckingSponsor?

100 percent
of the familiar faces
answered

No

100 percent!

THAT’S
ALL OF THEM

EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF THE
RELAPSERS
FAILED TO
GetAFuckingSponsor

I asked all of
the repeat customers:

Didn’t we tell you
the last time
you were here to
GetAFuckingSponsor?

100 percent
of the familiar faces
answered

Yes

Why didn’t
you
GetAFuckingSponsor?

YOU TOLD ME
LAST TIME
TO DO
TOO MANY THINGS

AND

I GUESS I JUST FORGOT

If you
GetAFuckingSponsor
after completing
Old Rehab

the odds of
becoming a
successful recovering addict
are
in your favor

If you don’t
GetAFuckingSponsor
after completing
Old Rehab

you will most likely
find yourself doing
the old
rinse-and-repeat
at your favorite
Old Rehab facility

unless you
end up
in
jail

or
a mental institution

or
dying of an OD

first

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Here is how to get an
addiction recovery sponsor


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