cool party trick

Take a close look at
the orange part
of this razor blade

Do you see how
there’s about
20 horizontal fins
running across the orange part
of this razor blade?

I know that you believe
those fins
raise up the hairs first

so when the blades hit
they cut closer to the skin

What you believe is
wrong

You wouldn’t believe
how many things
you believe are
The Truth

that are
in fact
Not The Truth

It’s impossible
to inform
any human
that they
are wrong

Humans never
believe that
they are
wrong

You will believe
those fins do

what you believe
they do

until
you learn

a new way
to think about

what those fins
actually do

That’s what
sponsors are for

When you
GetAFuckingSponsor

He or she
will see
when you believe
something that’s
not The Truth

and

inform you of
a new way
to think about
what you believe

so you will see
The Truth

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Those 20
some-odd
orange fins

you see on
that Gillette blade

temporarily
deaden the skin

with the potency
of a
morphine shot

so you
don’t feel
the blades
when they cut

The fins
temporarily
short-circuit
the nerves
in your skin

That’s why those
ReallyFuckingExpensive

Gillette blades
give you a shave

that’s
SoFuckingComfortable

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


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THE SEX OF A
CHROMOSOME
PULL DOWN ITS
GENES


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