can i get some privacy here?

Yes

There is absolutely no
tracking or cookies
or any other
privacy-invading bullshit
on this website

Free network reports
tell me how many people
visit from each country

(hello Kenya!)

and

how many people
go to which page

That way I know
what everyone
is looking at

and

what everyone
is missing

If y’all don’t stop
looking at the
“pussy and dick“
and
“wanna fuck?“
suggestions

I’m gonna
change those pages to
“dick and jane”
and
“would you like a mint?”

Y’all really are missing
the good stuff

If you would just
turn off Facebook
for a minute

and

stop googling shit

(Have you read the
“googling is for pussies“
suggestion?)

you might notice that
there’s lots of
life-saving information here on
GetAFuckingSponsor.org

Do what clean and sober
grown-ups do
and
learn something new
on
Wikipedia.org

or

look up a word
you don’t know
on
Wiktionary.org

Did you notice that
there are no ads here on
GetAFuckingSponsor.org?

How’s your
step-work coming along?

I do step-work
at least 15 minutes every day

Have you
called your sponsor recently?

I meet with my sponsor
at least one hour every week

I’ve got
better things to do
than track
your sorry ass

and you’ve got
step-work to do

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Please get to back to
your recovery work
and
take your privacy worries
somewhere else

Deal?


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