addicts are 100% everywhere

There’s a reason it’s
called “step work”

It really is work

And there is no workaround

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

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“We are the 99%”

is a
political slogan
widely used
during the
2011 Occupy Wall Street
movement

The movement
opposed the
money and power
of the
remaining 1%

When I
lived life
high and drunk
as a
one percenter

I never
thought much about
all the rest of

the remaining
99 in 100

That is
until
when at age 57

I lost everything and
ended up
homeless

living in last place
100th in 100

living under a bridge
and
carrying with me
all my remaining
worldly possessions
in a brown paper bag

All I could think
about then
was

How I’m gonna get a
pack of cigs
a donut
a cup of coffee
and
a bump?

That was the
second time in my life
I became homeless

The first time
I became homeless
was on my
18th birthday

when
my mother
threw me out of the house

I quickly learned
then

how to
take care of myself

Never once since
have I received
a penny of support
from anyone

The first time
I became homeless
I had a car

I had no car
the second time
I became homeless

because

I sold my Mercedes-Benz
to get money
for drugs

Getting back on my feet
the second time
I became homeless

took
a little longer
than the first time

The first time
in my life
I did my own laundry
I was 54 years old
after I finally

perforated my nasal septum

and
had to stop snorting coke

because
there was nowhere left
in my nose
to snort anything onto

and
began smoking and injecting meth

because
snorting meth hurts like hell

and
I spent the next four years

not working
one single day

while I
spiraled all the way down

to living
under a bridge

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

When I was #1 in 100

I thought a lot about
all the people
who ranked
above me

#1 in 1,000
#1 in 10,000
#1 in 100,000
#1 in 1,000,000
and so on

It always seemed
to me

they were the happy ones

Everyone wants to be happy

The
income and wealth
scale
on planet Earth

so far
goes all the way up to
#1 in 8,000,000,000

That’s how many people
currently live on our planet

Whoever is
#1 in 8,000,000,000
must be the
happiest person
on Earth
I thought

I miss
my dear life-long friends
Mr and Mrs Cokehead
who lived their lives
as
#1 in about 1,000,000

He was
one of my mentors
and
she was
a beautiful person

Addiction killed
Mr and Mrs Cokehead
who

left two
teenaged orphan girls to
get on with their lives
on their own

To be honest
when I was
part of the rat race
I was never happy

Now that
I think
about it
Mr and Mrs Cokehead
were
never
really
happy
either

It seems I
got no satisfaction

When you are
a suffering addict

you don’t
get no satisfaction

My first sponsor
and
the traditional 12 Steps

taught me
how to
get satisfaction

I suggest that
you
GetAFuckingSponsor

and

get you some
honest
satisfaction
too

As far as
happiness goes

I really
don’t think
anyone ever
found happiness

by
comparing themselves
to
how they fit
on a
scale of
1 to anything

I only got happy
after

I permanently
jumped off
the bandwagon

Ya feel me?

If you
can’t wait
until
you have done
the work

and

you want some
Instant Satisfaction
consider this

You are
most likely
smarter than
4,000,000,000
other people

who currently
live on
planet Earth

All that
means is

you are
above average
or
#1 in 4,000,000,000

if all
you wanna do
is compare
yourself to
below average people

Satisfied?

Probably not

There is no
Instant Anything
that’s really worth having

That’s why
winning the lottery
is a sucker’s bet

The odds are
100,000,000 to 1
against you

I call
the lottery
the “idiot tax”

There’s a reason it’s
called “step work”

It really is work

And there is no workaround

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

I bet these guys
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