AddictionShift^™disorder

If you don’t
GetAFuckingSponsor
who will guide you
through the
traditional 12 Steps

or the
6 Secular Suggestions

then you risk suffering
from AddictionShift^™ disorder

and have
little hope
for a
complete recovery

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

AddictionShift™ disorder
disorder that describes a mental health syndrome that occurs when addicts change from addiction to one thing to another
Due to his AddictionShift disorder, he went from an unmanageable addiction to drugs and alcohol to an unmanageable Facebook, Google and sugar addiction.
Because he failed to follow the 12 Steps and GetAFuckingSponsor, he suffers from AddictionShift disorder.
Anonymous has a buddy who admitted he was powerless over alcohol and, although he completely stopped drinking alcohol nearly 20 years ago, he never got a sponsor or worked the 12 Steps. Due to AddictionShift disorder, Anonymous’ buddy now suffers from severe Hoarding disorder, a clinically recognized mental health condition (ICD-11, 2018), although he denies having the condition. Today, when I visit my buddy, I have to pee on a bush outside, because his house is too full for me to go pee inside.
Addicts who become addicted to repeating Old Rehab stays suffer from the most costly form of AddictionShift disorder.

My hooptie has a
sticker on its
rear end
that reads
“Danger
Watch For Flying Parts”

I kid you not

I enjoy
maintaining my hooptie

One day not long ago
I had my
head under the
hood of my
hooptie
when a
fellow
recovering
drug and alcohol
addict and friend
stopped by

“I don’t know how to
properly check my
transmission fluid level”
I told him

I realized
I had
four choices
and only
one choice is
the proper choice
for checking my
transmission fluid level

1. cold and off
2. cold and running
3. hot and off
4. hot and running

It was so sad to
witness my friend’s
AddictionShift disorder
kick in

He
instantly
spasmodically
frantically
and
futiley
reacted
like a lizard reacts
without thinking
by
googling
and
facebooking

transmission shit
on his phone

The
poor feller
OD’d
on ads for

Joe’s Transmission Shop
Mary’s Transmission Shoppe
Fred’s Transmission Emporium
and all the rest

finally falling
to the ground
in a puddle of goo

simply because
he didn’t
GetAFuckingSponsor
to teach him
how to recover

He was a
drug and alcohol addict

and now he is a

Facebook and Google addict

because he suffers from
AddictionShift disorder

I simply called my
car dealer who
gave me
the correct answer:

It’s #4 . . . hot and running

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

If you don’t
GetAFuckingSponsor
to teach you
how to recover

then you risk suffering from
AddictionShift disorder

and have
little hope
for a
complete recovery


AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


ADDICTION IS EVIL
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