7-year itch

If you diligently work
through your recovery work
like I did
you might
get lucky too

I waited
almost 7 years
after my last bump

before I was finally ready
to get into
an intimate relationship

Then he came along
and I was toast

Good things come
to those who wait

Indeed

he’s not only
gorgeous
on the outside

he’s
even more gorgeous
on the inside

He’s an
incredibly intelligent
gorgeous normie
named Martin

who occasionally
drinks alcohol

and
uses no drugs

like a normal person

Martin is my boyfriend
who happens to be
an accomplished painter

He’s just
the right
sort of person

any addict
would be happy to
bring home

to meet mom and dad

The universe works
in mysterious ways

Take your time
and consider the
6 Secular Suggestions

There is
no hurry in recovery

because you’re
never done recovering

When
everything in the universe
lines up just right

your
prince
princess
or whatever
floats your boat
just might
come along too!

Just as long as you
get an
addiction recovery sponsor

who will
help you
work through

the 6 Secular Suggestions

so you too
can become

the great person

the wonder-full person

the attractive person

the gorgeous person

the happy person

the satisfied person

who you always were

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH


For more information on
making whoopie
during recovery

please read the

“pussy and dick“
and
“wanna fuck?“

suggestions

THANK YOU


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