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100 suggestions
for how to defeat addiction relapse rationally

During October 2024
45,000+ humans
from 61 countries
visited this website

Earth is The Addicted Planet

Of the 8 billion humans
currently living on planet Earth

1 in 5 of us are
drug addicts
or
alcohol addicts (alcoholics)
or both

98 percent of recovering
drug/alcohol addicts eventually relapse

simply because we take
an irrational approach
to addiction recovery

Addiction is not the problem

Relapse is the problem

Hello

My name is
Mark Hayward
also known as

Professor Addict

That’s what this
suffering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
really looked like
20 years ago

I’ve been told that
I don’t look like a real addict

Never judge a book
by its cover

After 42 years of
being drunk high or hungover
every single day

(except for the many
days and nights
I spent in jail)

I have been a
recovering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
for 8+ years

I NEVER ONCE RELAPSED

because I was lucky to
get an addiction recovery sponsor
who knew exactly
how to make
the right suggestions

that taught me how to
defeat relapse
and
not die early
from addiction

I created the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
and
TheAddictedPlanet.com
websites
and Quora Q&A
for addicts and their
addiction recovery sponsors

who are looking for a
permanent recovery from addiction

My #1 mission
is to
reduce the number of
recovering addicts who relapse
based on real research results
because we have too many opinions
and not enough knowledge

This
free-of-charge
your-privacy-is-respected
ad- and cookie-free website contains

100 suggestions for
what works
and
what doesn’t work

for a permanent
recovery from addiction

I suggest that

if I can
get clean and sober
stay clean and sober
and
NEVER ONCE RELAPSE

then you can too

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Just for normies

THE FIRST STEP
IS ADMITTING
YOU’RE A PROBLEM

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Just for saints

Support Professor Addict’s Life-Saving Work

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT’S REALLY
THE TRUTH?

BECAUSE

THE TRUTH
IS BEAUTIFUL

AND EVERYONE KNOWS
WHAT’S BEAUTIFUL

At the root of all mental illness
is an unwillingness to experience
well-deserved suffering.
— Carl Jung


Please
ask me a question on Quora
or
send an email to [email protected]

THANK YOU

During September 2024
29,000+ humans
from 94 countries
visited this website


“People are strange:
they are constantly angered by trivial things,
but on a major matter
like totally wasting their lives,
they hardly seem to notice.”
— Charles Bukowski

“You won’t live life today
if all you do is
worry about yesterday and tomorrow.”
— Mark Hayward

“If you think
someone has ruined your life,
you’re right.
It’s you.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche

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