The GetAFuckingSponsor.org™
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=
100 suggestions
for how to defeat addiction relapse rationally

During September 2024
29,000+ humans

from 94 countries
visited this website


Earth is The Addicted Planet

Of the 8 billion humans
currently living on planet Earth

1 in 5 of us are
drug addicts
or
alcohol addicts (alcoholics)
or both

98 percent of recovering
drug/alcohol addicts eventually relapse


simply because we take
an irrational approach
to addiction recovery

Addiction is not the problem

Relapse is the problem

Hello

My name is
Mark Hayward
also known as

Professor Addict

That’s what this
suffering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
really looked like
20 years ago

I’ve been told that
I don’t look like a real addict


Never judge a book
by its cover

After 42 years of
being drunk high or hungover
every single day

(except for the many
days and nights
I spent in jail)

I have been a
recovering alcoholic
meth- and coke-head
for 8+ years

I NEVER ONCE RELAPSED

because I was lucky to
get an addiction recovery sponsor
who knew exactly
how to make
the right suggestions

that taught me how to
defeat relapse
and
not die early
from addiction

I created the
GetAFuckingSponsor.org
and
TheAddictedPlanet.com
websites
and Quora Q&A
for addicts and their
addiction recovery sponsors

who are looking for a
permanent recovery from addiction

My #1 mission
is to
reduce the number of
recovering addicts who relapse
based on real research results
because we have too many opinions
and not enough knowledge

This
free-of-charge
your-privacy-is-respected
ad- and cookie-free website contains

100 suggestions for
what works
and
what doesn’t work

for a permanent
recovery from addiction

saving addicts’ lives

what is an addict? – suggestion 6

what is recovery from addiction? – suggestion 6

why GetAFuckingSponsor.org? – suggestion 6

the Six Secular Suggestions defeat addiction relapse rationally

3 steps to addiction – suggestion 1

Abilene o Abilene – suggestion 1

AddictionShift™ disorder – suggestion 3

addicts are 100% everywhere – suggestion 1

Alcoholics Anonymous (A.A.) – suggestion 1

and now a word from our sponsor – suggestion 4

are apples good for you? – suggestion 5

are the 12 Steps for me? – suggestion 1

are you crazy? – suggestion 1

can i get some privacy here? – suggestion 5

Christianity is a luxury item – suggestion 2

click here

cool party trick – suggestion 4

crazy ass addicts – suggestion 3

denial is not a river in Egypt – suggestion 1

did you drive your bus today? – suggestion 3

do some esteemable shit

do you believe in god or God? – suggestion 2

do you have my courage? – suggestion 6

do you know the difference? – suggestion 4

don’t be snooty – suggestion 5

don’t be stupid – suggestion 3

don’t be unfortunate – suggestion 1

don’t press that button – suggestion 2

double duty – suggestion 3

Eminem’s addiction recovery sponsor – suggestion 6

EndOverdose.net

feeling crabby? – suggestion 5

find a replacement

follow the money – suggestion 1

forgiveness is a power move

FuckAbuse™ disorder – suggestion 2

get a sponsee – suggestion 5

get a therapist – suggestion 5

get an addiction recovery sponsor

Get An Addiction Recovery Sponsor for dummies – suggestion 1

googling is for pussies – suggestion 3

hot sex 1

hot sex 2

hot sex 3

how do i stop? – suggestion 4

how d’ya do it?

how to get an addiction recovery sponsor – suggestion 4

how’s my health? – suggestion 4

how’s my health, really? – suggestion 4

i admit i’m a stepaholic – suggestion 4

(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – suggestion 6

i don’t need a lawyer i’m innocent – suggestion 3

i remember him – suggestion 5

i suggest that you start here

is he or she for me? – suggestion 4

is life managing me? – suggestion 3

is rehab for me? – suggestion 1

is that your sword? – suggestion 6

Islam is the bomb – suggestion 5

it’s best to be humble – suggestion 6

it’s complicated – suggestion 4

it’s just a suggestion – suggestion 4

Jesus is calling you – suggestion 2

jokes for the john – suggestion 3

karma ain’t no bitch – suggestion 2

keep going

Lincoln never freed all the slaves – suggestion 3

little blue boner pills – suggestion 4

lizards don’t think – suggestion 3

love of wisdom – suggestion 5

lying is down – suggestion 3

meaning of life

meth brain recovery – suggestion 3

meth is the Devil – suggestion 1

momma trauma

my brain is tired – suggestion 4

my nose knows – suggestion 1

Narcotics Anonymous (NA) – suggestion 1

never worry

Old Rehab is just boot camp – suggestion 1

prove it! – suggestion 3

pursuit of happiness – suggestion 3

pussy and dick – suggestion 4

re-wire your brain

recovery is not a dream – suggestion 4

relapse dreams – suggestion 2

relapse insurance

relapse is epigenetic – suggestion 2

sanity sure feels good – suggestion 4

save the children

Socialmedia Anonymous (SA) – suggestion 1

socialmedia software addiction

sponsor speed dating – suggestion 4

staying clean and sober – suggestion 4

step 0 – suggestion 4

tell the truth – suggestion 3

that’s the truth – suggestion 6

that’s too much god – suggestion 2

the shit list – suggestion 4

the Tito’s report – suggestion 1

there is no hurry in recovery – suggestion 6

there’s no place like home – suggestion 1

under the bridge – suggestion 1

wanna fuck? – suggestion 4

wash the dishes

what are you afraid of? – suggestion 3

what do you like? – suggestion 1

what do you mean? – suggestion 6

what do you think? – suggestion 3

what is addiction?

what the 12 steps did for me – suggestion 6

when you’re completely down and out – suggestion 1

who am i? – suggestion 4

who are you? – suggestion 4

who is Mark Hayward? – suggestion 1

would you like a drink? – suggestion 2

yo mama

you ain’t my problem – suggestion 1

you are not alone – suggestion 1

zis website looks weird – suggestion 1

I suggest that

if I can
get clean and sober
stay clean and sober
and
NEVER ONCE RELAPSE

then you can too

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Just for normies

THE FIRST STEP
IS ADMITTING
YOU’RE A PROBLEM

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

Just for saints

Support Professor Addict’s Life-Saving Work

AND THAT’S THE TRUTH

HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT’S REALLY
THE TRUTH?

BECAUSE

THE TRUTH
IS BEAUTIFUL

AND EVERYONE KNOWS
WHAT’S BEAUTIFUL

At the root of all mental illness
is an unwillingness to experience
well-deserved suffering.

— Carl Jung


Please
ask me a question on Quora
or
send an email to [email protected]

THANK YOU


During September 2024
29,000+ humans

from 94 countries
visited this website



“People are strange:
they are constantly angered by trivial things,
but on a major matter
like totally wasting their lives,
they hardly seem to notice.”
— Charles Bukowski


“You won’t live life today
if all you do is
worry about yesterday and tomorrow.”
— Mark Hayward


“If you think
someone has ruined your life,
you’re right.
It’s you.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche

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